TITANIC in BD
If the titanic was made in Bangladesh -
1. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
2. There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a White Shari, singing in the rain.
3. By the end of the movie hero would find his long lost mom, dad, sister and brother.
4. It would be a seven-and-half-hour movie with three intervals.
5. The movie would be called "Prem er mora jole dobena".
6. The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and yet survive. The villain will drown in the first drop of water.
7. The iceberg was sent by the heroine's father to teach a lesson to the hero.
8. None of the people would float for long because of the saris.
9. The orchestra would play "Amake khujte tumi kothai gele hai" and ring Ghantees, and a ray of light would come and transport the musicians to another ship.
10. And can you imagine how many times we would hear "BACHAOOOO!!!"?